The Mp3 Experiment Ten - The Mp3 Experiment Seven

The Mp3 Experiment Ten


MP3 engage
welcome to the MP3 experiment ten, my name is Steve
and I'll be your omnipotent voice today, follow my instructions
and we'll all have a pleasant time together
when I say "go", I want everyone to crawl on the ground, ok ready? go
I want everyone to stop crawling and lie down on the ground on your back
get up, I want you to find a stranger who is not wearing headphones
and stand behind them following their every move
take out your dollar bill now, find a new random stranger and give them a dollar bill
(laughter) oh my god
thank you, thank you, thank you, I'll take it
start walking now to the wooden area, in a minute I want us all to jump up in a wave
we'll start with the people sitting closest to the water and move like a wave
all the way down the crowd to the people closest to the street, 1..2..3...go
great job everyone, take your name tag paper and fold it into a paper air plane now
ready? 1..2..3...throw
if a plane lands near you, pick it up and throw it again, keep throwing as many as possible
take out your red fabric item from your bag, flap your red item in the air and wave it like a flag
I want to see as much red flapping in the wind as possible
get ready to toss your item up in the air on three, 1...2...3...toss
take your bubbles out and get prepared to blow
blow your bubbles now
thanks to everyone who participated today and in all of our experiments over the past ten years
it's now time for me to say goodbye, look up at the sky and wave
and on my cue let's shout "goodbye" together, 1...2...3...
"goodbye!!"
people were crawling on the ground down here at the seaport, and then
they started talking to people, and I got eight dollars for no reason, now look, now look
this is crazy, but I'm kind of thrown off, it's some kind of experimental thing, I don't know


The Mp3 Experiment Seven


welcome to the Mp3 experiment seven
my name is Mark and i'll be your omnipotent voice today
how many others do you think are participating
in your store? scratch your head now
if you see someone else scratching their head
give them a wink
looking around the store, I've noticed some of the
displays are un-tidy, let's try to
take the display and neaten them up as much as possible
and have every product face the same way
good job, now let's find a new product
that you find cute, so cute, in fact
that you would like to slow dance with it
(slow dance music plays)
(laughter) I think that's enough slow dancing
let's exit the store and begin walking on the sidewalk
I saw this awesome thing on Youtube where
a bunch of people froze at the same time
when I say "freeze" we're all gonna freeze
at exactly the position we're in and hold it
until I say to walk again
ready? ...freeze
...unfreeze,
looks like we've been getting some pretty funny looks
from people not participating
why don't we show them that we're friendly folks
and give them a high-five
high-five sound effect, you may be wondering
where my brother Steve is, Steve is located
at Bryant Park, today is Steve's Birthday
and I decided we're all gonna throw him
a surprise party
we don't want to tip Steve off so stay as
far away from Steve as possible
I'm going to count to three, and together we're all
going to jump from our hiding place and yell -
surprise!!!
oh my god!, I can't believe you guys are here
there's so many of you, how many, a ba-gillion?!
this is the best Birthday surprise that an
omnipotent voice could ever ask for
hey, let's get started with some Birthday games
everybody take out a roll of toilet paper
that you should of brought with you
have you ever been to a Mummy Dance Party
the rules are simple, take your toilet paper,
and completely wrap your partner, making them
look like a Mummy,
alright, you guys look great, I've never seen
so many Mummies before, hey Mark,
you up in the DJ booth station? Yes sir.
you got two turn tables and a microphone?
Indeed, well, that's where it's at
(dance music plays)
let's start off by putting your hands in the air
and waving them like you just don't care
how about we try dancing low to the ground,
dance like you're pushing a grocery cart
on the count of three, the Mp3 experiment will
be over, 1...2.....3...
goodnight